The Guide: Friday

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Adams Road Gang
By
Will White,

Last Update: 20030627
First Comic: 20020303

Pages %: 0.035
Number of Days: 109
Comic Style: Multiple Panel Horizontal, Cartoon
Comic Content: Part-furry, Animals, Aliens, Demons, Fourth Wall Breaching, Idiots, Geek, Hammerspace, Apartment
Language: English
Country: Kentucky, USA
Update Frequency: Monday, Wednesday, Friday
Description: ARG! It's Adam's Road Gang. What does that mean? It doesn't matter, it's just funny.

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S: 3
V: 3
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Broken Glass
By
ladydarke,

Last Update: 20030623
First Comic: 20030618

Pages %: 0.000
Number of Days: 6
Comic Style: JPEG, Realistic, Comic Book, Drama
Comic Content: Demons, Classic Magic, Modern Day(Present)
Language: English
Update Frequency: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Schedule
Description: Broken Glass is a story of humanity vs pride. The protaganist is a very powerful young wizard who has escaped a destiny of cruelty and power, to be adopted by a father figure who helps him to become humane without destroying himself.

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Camera Angles
By
Martha McMahon Bechtel,

Last Update: 20030627
First Comic: 19990101

Pages %: 0.005
Number of Days: 108
Comic Style: Multiple Panel Horizontal, Greyscale, CG - Full shading, Hand Drawn Image, JPEG, Lesser Cute, Pseudo-Manga, Furry, Comedic
Comic Content: Furries, Talking Animals, Animals, Aliens, Fourth Wall Breaching, Hammerspace, Future, Space-faring, Apartment, Hightech
Language: English
Country: Virginia, USA
Update Frequency: Monday, Wednesday, Friday, Fixed Schedule
Description: The sometimes serious, but mostly silly adventures of innocent Alliance soldiers and their Author. This includes flashbacks, full page comic segments, and possibly other substories as well. Currently working on trying to figure out how to upload strips I've been sitting on since 2001. Me, procrastinate? Noooo... ^_~ *grin*

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Creepy Lil Goth Kids
By
James Hartley,

Last Update: 20030625
First Comic: 20030611

Pages %: 0.000
Number of Days: 7
Comic Style: Multiple Panel Horizontal, Greyscale, Hand Drawn Image, JPEG, Lesser Cute
Comic Content: Talking Animals, Psychosis, Idiots, Relationships (Renai or ai), Modern Day(Present), High School, Apartment
Language: English
Country: Saskatchewan, Canada
Update Frequency: Monday, Wednesday, Friday
Description: Life is hard, Espacially when your a Goth kid in a Catholic school In the small city of Lloydminster of canada. Kids Harass you, teachers patronize you.... But Coping is easy, just make friends with the other sub-cultural kids at school.

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crimsonmoon
By
msshatia hamilton,

Last Update: 20030629 Today!
First Comic: 20030614

Pages %: 0.000
Number of Days: 11
Comic Style: Multiple Panel Manga, CG - Full shading, JPEG, Realistic, Drama
Comic Content: Undead, Demons, Ghosts, Paranoid, Pretty Boys(Bishonen), Boy/Boy relationships (Yaoi or Shounen-ai), Girl/Girl relationships (Yuri or Shoujo-ai), Relationships (Renai or ai), Religion, Death, Magic Powers, Modern Day(Present)
Language: English
Update Frequency: Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday

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S: 3
V: 3
L: 4

Anti Christ Daiji
By
Zina,

Last Update: 20030627
First Comic: 20020216

Pages %: 0.028
Number of Days: 72
Comic Style: Multiple Panel Manga, Greyscale, Hand Drawn Image, JPEG, Lesser Cute, Comic Book, Pseudo-Manga, Anime/Manga, Epic
Comic Content: Talking Animals, God/Demi-god, Demons, Psychosis, Pretty Boys(Bishonen), Boy/Boy relationships (Yaoi or Shounen-ai), Relationships (Renai or ai), Death, Magic Powers, Morphing, Henshin/Transformation, Modern Day(Present), High School, House
Language: English
Country: Colorado, USA
Update Frequency: Monday, Wednesday, Friday, Schedule

The Dementia of Magic
By
Nicholas Killewald,

Last Update: 20030625
First Comic: 20020710

Pages %: 0.028
Number of Days: 233
Comic Style: Multiple Panel Page, Greyscale, PNG, Lesser Cute, Cartoon, Comedic
Comic Content: Elves, Fourth Wall Breaching, Classic Magic, Fantasy, Medival
Language: English
Country: Other (Unspecified)
Update Frequency: Monday, Wednesday, Friday
Description: What do you get when a computer geek who's never read a page of Tolkien or played a round of D&D writes a humorous medieval fantasy comic?

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Fallen Angels Used Books
By
John Fortman,

Last Update: 20030627
First Comic: 20030602

Pages %: 0.003
Number of Days: 12
Comic Style: Multiple Panel Manga, Greyscale, Hand Drawn Image, PNG, Realistic, Comic Book
Comic Content: Psychosis, Fundamentalist, Religion, Morphing, Modern Day(Present), Homeless, Lowtech
Language: English
Country: Missouri, USA
Update Frequency: Monday, Wednesday, Friday
Description: The story is about two people who hate each other for what each thinks the other is about. Paula believes that Racheal is a pagan heretic who needs to be saved and goes about saving her in the worst way possible. Racheal believes that Paula is a shallow, hateful person who uses the Bible as a crutch to justify her own selfishness. One October morning, the proverbial wrench gets thrown and their worlds lose definition. At first inspection, the little girl is a homeless street rat, but the dirty coat hides a pair of fleshy wings.

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Fangirl Theatre
By
Carlie and Meredith,

Last Update: 20030624
First Comic: 20030608

Pages %: 0.000
Number of Days: 4
Comic Style: Multiple Panel Manga, CG - Full shading, JPEG, Lesser Cute, Comic Book, Pseudo-Manga, Manga, Anime/Manga, Comedic
Comic Content: Demons, Psychosis, Paranoid, Geek, RoomMates, Mechanic, Swordbunny/Swordmaster, Hammerspace, Classic Magic, Magic Powers, Morphing, Henshin/Transformation, Modern Day(Present), Near Future, College School, Apartment, Hightech
Language: English
Update Frequency: Tuesday, Friday, Schedule
Description: teh life and times of a sorceress and demon girl. they don't go looking for trouble...often. but it seems to find them....

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Farmer Jack
By
Simon Fox,

Last Update: 20030627
First Comic: 20030625

Pages %: 0.002
Number of Days: 3
Comic Style: Multiple Panel Page, CG - Flat Color, Hand Drawn Image, PNG, Lesser Cute, Pseudo-Manga, Comedic
Comic Content: Animals, Relationships (Renai or ai), RoomMates, Modern Day(Present), House
Language: English
Country: Other (Unspecified)
Update Frequency: Monday, Wednesday, Friday, Schedule
Description: This is the story of Jack. A boy who is kicked out of college and must work on his (recently inherrited) grandfather's farm. He must survive eccentric townsfolk, magical creatures, and annoying housemates, all while learning how to survive off of his horrible piece of land. Join in on this on going story.

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Femme Fatale
By
Topaz,

Last Update: 20030627
First Comic: 20020220
Number of Days: 212
Comic Style: Multiple Panel Comic Book Page, Hand Drawn Color, Hand Drawn Image, Realistic, Pseudo-Manga, Drama, Epic
Comic Content: Androids, Pretty Girls(Bishoujo), Pretty Boys(Bishonen), Relationships (Renai or ai), Future, Hightech, Lowtech
Language: English
Update Frequency: Monday, Wednesday, Friday, Schedule

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from the desk of
By
james wilkins,

Last Update: 20030627
First Comic: 20030315

Pages %: 0.003
Number of Days: 76
Comic Style: Single Panel, Multiple Panel Vertical, Multiple Panel Page, Infinite Canvas, Hand Drawn Image, JPEG, Gag Comic, Drama
Comic Content: Talking Animals, Aliens, Fourth Wall Breaching, Idiots, Geek, Future, Office, Job-hunter
Language: English
Country: Virginia, USA
Update Frequency: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday
Description: a cartoon site that sometimes has no actual drawings

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Go For It!
By
R. L. Peterson,

Last Update: 20030625
First Comic: 20011203

Pages %: 0.045
Number of Days: 246
Comic Style: Multiple Panel Horizontal, CG - Cel Shaded Color, Hand Drawn Image, JPEG, GIF, Cartoon, Comedic
Comic Content: Part-furry, Talking Animals, Idiots, Mechanic, Engineer, Scientist, Modern Day(Present), High School, House
Language: English
Country: California, USA
Update Frequency: Sunday, Monday, Wednesday, Friday, Schedule
Description: Alex is not normal, despite how much he wishes otherwise. Besides from being taller than most people, smarter and more away than everyone else around him, he also has cat ears for no apparent reason. His sibling is an anthropomorphic tiger (also for no real reason or explination), and his friends are basically insane. From a driving test resulting in a carjacking by an escapee from "Happy-Valley Nut-House" to travelling to being forced to attend a Self-Esteem Camp, the insanity never ends. It's always funnier when it happens to someone else.

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Gui Shin Tae Chi (AKA Ghost Hunter)
By
Naru,

Last Update: 20030627
First Comic: 20020527

Pages %: 0.120
Number of Days: 89
Comic Style: Multiple Panel Manga, Multiple Panel Comic Book Page, Two-tone, JPEG, Lesser Cute, Anime, Manga, Anime/Manga
Comic Content: Ghosts, Single Visiblity, Pretty Girls(Bishoujo), Pretty Boys(Bishonen), Relationships (Renai or ai), RoomMates, Death, Hammerspace, Classic Magic, Cursed, Modern Day(Present), Retail, High School, Apartment, Hightech, Lowtech
Language: English
Country: Korea (South)
Update Frequency: Tuesday, Friday
Description: A comic where people kick or attempt to kick ghost's butts.. Set in S. Korea. ^^ (KOREAN PRIDE!!)

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How Dragons
By
Anvil,

Last Update: 20030627
First Comic: 20030620
Number of Days: 2
Comic Style: Greyscale, Hand Drawn Image, JPEG, GIF, Comic Strip, Cartoon, Comedic
Comic Content: Talking Animals, Monsters, Fourth Wall Breaching, Psychosis, Idiots, RoomMates, Religion, Hammerspace, Classic Magic, Fantasy, Modern Day(Present), Lowtech, Mechanical
Language: English
Country: Canada
Update Frequency: Friday, Random
Description: A half dozen dragons go about their lives in modern-day Alberta Rocky Mountains, exploring human (And dragon) nature, terrorizing local communities, and travelling the world in search of those mobile chewy gobstoppers that humans call 'shermans', its nothing but one great hilarious moment after another.

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Killing Time
By
Alex Lubinski,

Last Update: 20030627
First Comic: 20020218

Pages %: 0.055
Number of Days: 102
Comic Style: Multiple Panel Horizontal, CGI - 2D Computer Generated Image, JPEG, GIF, Gag Comic, Comedic
Comic Content: Aliens, Robots, Androids, Fourth Wall Breaching, Idiots, Geek, RoomMates, Engineer, Scientist, Magic Powers, Morphing, Henshin/Transformation, Cursed, TransGender, Fantasy, Modern Day(Present), Future, World of Ruin, Space-faring, Travel, Time Travel, Parallel Travel, Space Travel, Game Travel, Sports, Gaming Comic, College School, House, Apartment, Dorms, Hightech, Lowtech, No tech, Mechanical
Language: English
Country: California, USA
Update Frequency: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Daily
Description: Join a few crazy college kids as they adventure their way through college... partying, studying hard, and ending up in impossible situations are the norm for these guys. werd.

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L33t Gamerz
By
Robert Sikorski and Alex Ross,

Last Update: 20030627
First Comic: 20020524

Pages %: 0.002
Number of Days: 60
Comic Style: Multiple Panel Comic Book Page, Greyscale, JPEG, GIF, Comic Strip, Cartoon, Simple, Gag Comic
Comic Content: Fourth Wall Breaching, Modern Day(Present), Gaming Comic, Hightech
Language: English
Country: Ohio, USA
Update Frequency: Monday, Friday, Schedule
Description: L33tgamerz is a simple ongoing project spawned from the idea that if "they" can make comics, so can we. LG's main characters are the creaters, and sometimes the jokes are real events, other times just what we think is funny. L33t, the language, is used sparingly, if at all. Don't worry! Read and have good laugh!

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Lemonation
By
Kiah,

Last Update: 20030628
First Comic: 20030608

Pages %: 0.002
Number of Days: 15
Comic Style: Multiple Panel Page, Hand Drawn Image, GIF, Cute, Comic Strip, Pseudo-Manga, Comedic, Epic
Comic Content: Monsters, God/Demi-god, Demons, Fourth Wall Breaching, Geek, Evil protagonists(main characters), SteamPunk, Modern Day(Present)
Language: English
Country: Georgia, USA
Update Frequency: Monday, Wednesday, Friday
Description: Not going to my comic makes me sad. And you don't want that do you? Well, you shouldn't. Now go read something stupid. I mean Lemonation. Oh, what's the difference? There Is none. Quark.

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Lost Time
By
Quinn Michael and Tom Brounstein,

Last Update: 20030627
First Comic: 20030626

Pages %: 0.000
Number of Days: 2
Comic Style: Multiple Panel Comic Book Page
Comic Content: Monsters, Idiots, Geek, RoomMates, Modern Day(Present), Gaming Comic, College School, House, Hightech
Language: English
Country: Norway
Update Frequency: Monday, Wednesday, Friday
Description: Two losers who play way too many video games try to get some girls. They don't have much luck, but they do have random adventures.

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The New Adventures of The Slug
By
JR Conlin,

Last Update: 20030627
First Comic: 20030609

Pages %: 0.000
Number of Days: 8
Comic Style: Multiple Panel Horizontal, PNG, Pseudo-Manga, Epic
Comic Content: God/Demi-god, Near Future, Travel, Hightech
Language: English
Update Frequency: Monday, Wednesday, Friday, Fixed Schedule
Description: Step Carefully on the Road to Adventure.

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One Hour Axis
By
Bunny,

Last Update: 20030625
First Comic: 20000101

Pages %: 0.041
Number of Days: 446
Comic Style: Multiple Panel Manga, Visual Novel, Greyscale, CG - Full shading, Hand Drawn Image, JPEG, GIF, Lesser Cute, Comic Book, Anime, Pseudo-Manga, Manga, Anime/Manga, Comedic, Drama, Epic
Comic Content: Part-furry, Talking Animals, Aliens, Monsters, Elves, Fairies, God/Demi-god, Undead, Demons, Androids, Pretty Girls(Bishoujo), Pretty Boys(Bishonen), Evil protagonists(main characters), Boy/Boy relationships (Yaoi or Shounen-ai), Relationships (Renai or ai), Married (Main characters), Mechanic, Scientist, Gunbunny/Gunmaster, Swordbunny/Swordmaster, Classic Magic, Magic Powers, Morphing, Henshin/Transformation, Fantasy, SteamPunk, Future, Space-faring, Time Travel, Parallel Travel, Space Travel, Hightech
Language: English
Country: United States
Update Frequency: Monday, Friday, Schedule
Description: In the mathmatical center of Hyperspace and Chronospace is the planet Karu; a huge world with hundreds of portals where creatures of any place and time can switch over. Think the mega intergalactic grand central station. But...on a world like this, in one hour's turning, all hell can break loose. When one alien femme lands on this planet, the strange factor is upped and the lives of the elves and other creatures there will never be the same. But in a good way...

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perfidious
By
Jon Spengler,

Last Update: 20030621

Pages %: 0.001
Number of Days: 34
Comic Style: Multiple Panel Page, CG - Full shading, Hand Drawn Image, JPEG, Lesser Cute, Cartoon
Comic Content: Talking Animals, Animals, Aliens, Monsters, God/Demi-god, Undead, Demons, Ghosts, Robots, Androids, Relationships (Renai or ai), Death, Engineer, Scientist, Gunbunny/Gunmaster, Classic Magic, Magic Powers, Modern Day(Present), Parallel Travel, Job-hunter, Hightech, Lowtech
Language: English
Country: United States
Update Frequency: Monday, Wednesday, Friday, Schedule

N: 3
S: 3
V: 3
L: 4

Pinoy City
By
James Lim,

Last Update: 20030627
First Comic: 20030624

Pages %: 0.000
Number of Days: 2
Comic Style: Multiple Panel Horizontal, Visual Novel, Two-tone, CG - Flat Color, Hand Drawn Image, GIF, Pseudo-Manga, Comedic, Drama
Comic Content: Aliens, Monsters, God/Demi-god, Undead, Demons, Ghosts, Robots, Androids, Fourth Wall Breaching, Single Visiblity, Paranoid, Geek, Girl/Girl relationships (Yuri or Shoujo-ai), Relationships (Renai or ai), RoomMates, Patriotic, Death, Mechanic, Engineer, Scientist, Gunbunny/Gunmaster, Swordbunny/Swordmaster, Hammerspace, Classic Magic, Magic Powers, Wish Fulfillment, Morphing, Henshin/Transformation, Cursed, TransGender, Modern Day(Present), Near Future, Support, Retail, Office, Management, High School, College School, House, Hightech, Lowtech
Language: English
Country: Philippines
Update Frequency: Tuesday, Friday, Schedule

N: 2
S: 3
V: 3
L: 3

Pokémon-X
By
Recon Dye,

Last Update: 20030627
First Comic: 20030602

Pages %: 0.003
Number of Days: 12
Comic Style: Multiple Panel Comic Book Page, CGI - 2D Computer Generated Image, JPEG, GIF, Lesser Cute, Comic Book, Anime, Pseudo-Manga, Anime/Manga, Sprite, Comedic, Epic
Comic Content: Talking Animals, Animals, Aliens, Monsters, God/Demi-god, Ghosts, Idiots, Relationships (Renai or ai), Hammerspace, Fantasy, Modern Day(Present), Travel, In a Game, RPG Game, Hightech
Language: English
Country: Japan
Update Frequency: Monday, Wednesday, Friday
Description: Pokémon-X is a sprite comic based off the newest installment of the pokémon saga for Game Boy Advance, it follows the adventures of Brendan and May, as they travel through Hoenn, uncovering the mysteries of pokémon, while having to put up with Team Magma and Team Aqua, but mostly having to put up with each other. WARNING: This comic is not for children.. or people with heart problems.

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Queens Court
By
Jennifer Hoffman,

Last Update: 20030629 Today!
First Comic: 20030615

Pages %: 0.000
Number of Days: 6
Comic Style: Multiple Panel Horizontal, Two-tone, Hand Drawn Image, JPEG, Lesser Cute, Cartoon, Anime/Manga, Comedic, Drama
Comic Content: Psychosis, Pretty Girls(Bishoujo), Pretty Boys(Bishonen), Boy/Boy relationships (Yaoi or Shounen-ai), Girl/Girl relationships (Yuri or Shoujo-ai), Relationships (Renai or ai), Modern Day(Present), Job-hunter, High School, College School, Apartment, Dorms, Hightech
Language: English
Country: Pennsylvania, USA
Update Frequency: Sunday, Wednesday, Friday, Schedule
Description: Queens and their minions adventuring out in the harsh reality of... REALITY! And we ain't talking about medieval queens, honey, oh no. Updated Sundays, Wednesdays, Fridays, and.... at random whenever I feel like updating it.

Random World Order
By
Brandi,

Last Update: 20030627
First Comic: 20030621

Pages %: 0.000
Number of Days: 4
Update Frequency: Monday, Wednesday, Friday
Description: This is just a comic of my random friends...have a nice day. and if you actuly go to this site, let it rock your socks.

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The Scent Comic
By
Karl Michael Kohler,

Last Update: 20030629 Today!
First Comic: 20030611

Pages %: 0.000
Number of Days: 13
Comic Style: Infinite Canvas, Hand Drawn Image, Pseudo-Manga
Comic Content: Idiots, Geek, Modern Day(Present), Gaming Comic, High School, Hightech
Language: English
Update Frequency: Monday, Wednesday, Friday, Schedule

N: 2
S: 1
V: 4
L: 2

Shifters
By
Marie Tary and James Strocel,

Last Update: 20030627
First Comic: 20010810

Pages %: 0.441
Number of Days: 245
Comic Style: Multiple Panel Manga, Greyscale, Hand Drawn Image, JPEG, Pseudo-Manga, Manga, Anime/Manga, Epic
Comic Content: Magic Powers, Morphing, Henshin/Transformation, Near Future, High School
Language: English
Country: Canada
Update Frequency: Monday, Wednesday, Friday, Schedule
Description: Shifters is the story of three young, teenage werebeasts as they become embroiled in the dark world of the Veil. In the midst of vampires, slayers, and other kin of the world, they struggle to protect themselves and each other. Unknown to them, fate has chosen them to change the Hidden World forever. An original comic by Marie Tary and James Strocel.

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Turn Me On
By
Jessica Lynn Hale,

Last Update: 20030629 Today!
First Comic: 20020301

Pages %: 0.007
Number of Days: 29
Comic Style: Multiple Panel Manga, Two-tone, Manga, Comedic
Comic Content: Robots, Androids, Idiots, Pretty Girls(Bishoujo), Relationships (Renai or ai), RoomMates, Mechanic, Scientist, Henshin/Transformation, TransGender, College School, Dorms, Hightech
Language: English
Update Frequency: Friday, Schedule
Description: A story about a boy who lives in a frat house run by his older brother, robots, world domination from an underground empire, and perversion.

N: 1
S: 3
V: 1
L: 2

Umlaut House
By
Allan Christopher Ecker,

Last Update: 20030627
First Comic: 20000815

Pages %: 0.160
Number of Days: 267
Comic Style: Multiple Panel Horizontal, Greyscale, JPEG, GIF, Lesser Cute, Cartoon, Furry, Comedic
Comic Content: Furries, Androids, Fourth Wall Breaching, Geek, Boy/Boy relationships (Yaoi or Shounen-ai), Relationships (Renai or ai), Mechanic, Engineer, Scientist, Near Future, College School, House, Hightech
Language: English
Country: Washington (State), USA
Update Frequency: Tuesday, Friday, Fixed Schedule

N: 1
S: 3
V: 2
L: 3

Xartin Delic
By
ChashnMary,

Last Update: 20030627
First Comic: 20030616

Pages %: 0.000
Number of Days: 6
Comic Style: Multiple Panel Page, Hand Drawn Image, JPEG, Lesser Cute, Comic Book, Anime, Anime/Manga, Epic
Comic Content: Animals, Elves, Fairies, Undead, Demons, Idiots, Relationships (Renai or ai), Death, Engineer, Scientist, Swordbunny/Swordmaster, Hammerspace, Magic Powers, Cursed, Fantasy, Travel, Homeless, Mechanical
Language: English
Update Frequency: Monday, Wednesday, Friday, Schedule

L: 3

ZuH?!
By
Steven Garone and KC Grogan,

Last Update: 20030629 Today!
First Comic: 20030615
Number of Days: 9
Comic Style: Multiple Panel Page, CG - Flat Color, Hand Drawn Image, JPEG, Lesser Cute, Comic Strip, Comedic, Drama
Comic Content: Talking Animals, Animals, Ghosts, Single Visiblity, Idiots, Relationships (Renai or ai), RoomMates, Death, Swordbunny/Swordmaster, Hammerspace, Magic Powers, Wish Fulfillment, SteamPunk, Modern Day(Present), College School, Dorms, Hightech
Language: English
Country: Arizona, USA
Update Frequency: Sunday, Monday, Wednesday, Friday
Description: Two college kids getting their start in life come across an ancient indian artifact that changes their lives forever. They can bring one person back to life in the form of a stuffed animal, and accidentally bring back Decartes, famous French Philosopher, hillarity ensues.